What’s the capital in Alaska?
A!
Just a silly joke.
Here’s another:
A couple of hikers were prepping for their trek through Denali. At the outfitters, they were given bells and colored ribbons. Inquiring as to their purpose, they were told, “the bells are good at keeping black bears away. Do you know how to identify the bears from their droppings?”
Another hiker leaned over and whispered, “Black bear manure has berries in it. Kodiaks’ will have bells and colored ribbons.”
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